Joneses – 2.1 The Most Interesting Detective in the World

When she walks on the scene, all the witnesses line up and give full statements with facts they didn’t realize they knew.

“I seen him running thatta way!”
“I seen him running that way! Oh, and he was 5’9”, 231 lbs, and I think he still lives with his mother!”

She doesn’t find clues. The clues appear when she walks into the room.

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She analyzes evidence just to appear like she’s doing something because she already knows what they are.

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I hope Robert took out the trash today.

She never talks to the inmates. They know which one she wants and what to do just by looking into her eyes.

Oh crap…it’s Pancakes…
Oh crap…it’s Pancakes…

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Evildoers correct their ways simply by being in her presence.

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“What do you think you’re doing?”
“Come by for Sunday dinner sometime!”
“Come by for Sunday dinner sometime!”
Such a pleasant young man…
Such a pleasant young man…

She writes citations for the crimes you’re thinking of committing.

“I haven’t done anything wrong!” “Not yet, Fryres. Not yet.”
“I haven’t done anything wrong!” “Not yet, Fyers. Not yet.”

She’s not afraid of busting kids. She wants all vermin off the streets.

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She is every captain’s dream and every criminal’s nightmare. Who is this enigma? She is Detective Eliza Pancakes…and don’t you forget it.

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