Joneses – 4.3 Big Man On Campus

“Yes sir… I understand sir… No, he’s not…oh wait. Here he comes now. Jones! You’re late!”

“Yeah, sorry.”

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“And what happened yesterday? Oh, no, I’m still here sir.”

“I had a thing…my wife…”

His coworker waved him away to get back to the phone conversation with the boss. John strutted into the lab and began to look for a little inspiration  to begin his day.

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Ahhhh, there’s my little peach. So sweet…and innocent. (sigh) Look don’t touch.
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…But there’s always a first time for everything, eh? he he he, John, you cad!
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And there’s the big fish.
I wonder if it’s true what they say about her.
I wonder if it’s true what they say about her.
She doesn’t really seem like the marrying kind.
She doesn’t really seem like the marrying kind.
Even if it is true, what does it matter? I’m married too!
Even if it is true, what does it matter? I’m married too!
Heh, I wonder if this stupid robot can get me information about her.
Heh, I wonder if this stupid robot can get me information about her.
“Do you know anything about the women in this lab?”
“Do you know anything about the women in this lab?”
“I am only programmed to create inventions for scientific purposes. Would you like me to create a robotic lab partner for you?”
“I am only programmed to create inventions for scientific purposes. Would you like me to create a robotic lab partner for you?”
Well…I very well can’t keep avoiding her.
Well…I very well can’t keep avoiding her.
Why do I get so nervous around her?
Why do I get so nervous around her?
Look at her! She’s hot. I’d love to see her without that lab coat.
Look at her! She’s hot. I’d love to see her without that lab coat.
(ahem) “Good morning, Jade.”
(ahem) “Good morning, Jade.”
“I hear congratulations are in order?”
“I hear congratulations are in order?”

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